This is a tall tale of a slightly naïve, somewhat inexperienced girl who is totally “green” (as they say). She moves to the Evergreen State (because where else would a “green” gal move?) and completely owns her “greenness” by not letting her inexperience stop her from meeting new people and doing new things. She will always be green, always be a little naïve, but that’s part of her charm. So for the greenest of green, here is your guide to owning it in a new area. And may we all be forever green.